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I was born at the age of 3, coincidentally, on my birthday too.

After being rejected by my birth parents, and my mother demanding a refund, I took to the streets. And for the first few years of my life, I was instead raised by a newspaper. After going our seperate ways, due to a terrible argument caused by a bottle of ketchup, I found comfort in the sweet, gooey centre of a cookie named Cookie. We soon married, and were over the moon when Cookie gave birth to a litter of cupcakes. But, tragedy struck one day when our children got hungry and ate themselves. My sweet darling couldn't bear to live, and so she followed suit. And, in flurry of crumbs and choc chips, my whole world collapsed.

And this is where I am today, struggling to make it through day by day, wondering why fate could be so cruel as to take away the only people who have ever cared for me.

... well, almost all of them. Nowadays, my friends keep me whole. But I live in the fear that they too, may one day eat themselves.

Enough of my tragic life story, here's a little about me:

my top 5 bands are (in absolutely NO particular order)

• Nightwish


• Evanescence


• Within Temptation


• Lacuna Coil


• Epica

others i can say i LOVE but aren't quite in the top 5 include Sonata Arctica, The Butterfly Effect, Lullacry, Seether, Theatre of Tragedy, Leaves' Eyes, Mnemic, Xandria, After Forever, The Dresden Dolls, HIM, The Rasmus, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, The Gathering, Abigail's Mercy, Drowning Pool and Disturbed

My idols are Stewie Griffin, Ralph Wiggum and Elliot Reid

and I also happen to be a hopeless Final Fantasy addict, and I'm a sucker for The Sims too...

Favourite saying?
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..."

finally, my parting comment...:

LABELS BELONG ON JARS, NOT PEOPLE

PS. I also have a habit of putting pointless PS.s on things

PPS. That wasn't one of them

PPPS. Neither was that... or this for that matter

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